Slimline Signs

Available now and ready for shipment are our initial release of Slimline Signs. These humerous metal signs are 15×3 inches or 38 x 7.5cm, so they are just a bit thinner than a slimline Aussie number plate.

  • I’LL LISTEN TO COUNTRY MUSIC

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    Our slimline sign I'LL LISTEN TO COUNTRY MUSIC IF YOU CLEAN UP THE VOMIT sign is most certainly a great one for the C&W haters, and will surely put a smile on the faces of mates. These humerous metal signs measure 15 x 3 inches or 38 x 7.5cm, so they are just a bit thinner that a slimline Aussie number plate. They are a non-embossed product with each having a cord affixed for customer to hang them, and each is individually wrapped in cellophane. 10 of them weigh 0.75 kg, so weight per item is 75 grm. It is lightweight & durable and made of the highest quality tin for a weather resistant finish. All of Dixie's novelty signs are great for adding a touch of fun or nostalgia and there are heaps of them available with everything from Classic Muscle cars to Hollywood legends. Not only something with shed, games room or kitchen value these vintage signs have flair and decoration potential and a sort of artistic beauty that adds charisma and character to the place they are displayed. We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! The image design on this sign is courtesy of and copyright SoT – authorised to, manufactured & distributed to Dixie Souvenirs by Sign Of The Times, a manufacturer and distributor of all types of signs. BONUS! – Each sign is supplied individually wrapped in cellophane with a display hanging hole at the top of the plastic pocket ready for display in store. For protection during delivery we use extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition If you would like plates or signs made to your own design, we can easily do this for you. Virtually anything you want can be created with our modern digital equipment.  The key is good art, and we can do ANY GRAPHIC!    ANY DESIGN!    ANY COLOUR! Important note about images we provide : Just as we sometimes see that “pricing is subject to change without notice”, so too are “designs subject to change without notice”. In 99.99% of cases, what you see on Dixie’s website or brochure is what you get. However, there are the odd times when designs have changed in some small way (eg: maybe a logo moves to a different location on the item, or the colour changes). Sometimes this information doesn’t always trickle down until the new designs are manufactured and shipped to Dixie. We hope this is helpful and understandable.

  • WOMEN FAKE ORGASMS

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    $9.00

    Our slimline sign WOMEN FAKE ORGASMS MEN FAKE RELATIONSHIPS sign is most certainly a great one , and will surely put a smile on the faces of mates. These humerous metal signs measure 15 x 3 inches or 38 x 7.5cm, so they are just a bit thinner that a slimline Aussie number plate. They are a non-embossed product with each having a cord affixed for customer to hang them, and each is individually wrapped in cellophane. 10 of them weigh 0.75 kg, so weight per item is 75 grm. It is lightweight & durable and made of the highest quality tin for a weather resistant finish. All of Dixie's novelty signs are great for adding a touch of fun or nostalgia and there are heaps of them available with everything from Classic Muscle cars to Hollywood legends. Not only something with shed, games room or kitchen value these vintage signs have flair and decoration potential and a sort of artistic beauty that adds charisma and character to the place they are displayed. We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! The image design on this sign is courtesy of and copyright SoT – authorised to, manufactured & distributed to Dixie Souvenirs by Sign Of The Times, a manufacturer and distributor of all types of signs. BONUS! – Each sign is supplied individually wrapped in cellophane with a display hanging hole at the top of the plastic pocket ready for display in store. For protection during delivery we use extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition If you would like plates or signs made to your own design, we can easily do this for you. Virtually anything you want can be created with our modern digital equipment.  The key is good art, and we can do ANY GRAPHIC!    ANY DESIGN!    ANY COLOUR! Important note about images we provide : Just as we sometimes see that “pricing is subject to change without notice”, so too are “designs subject to change without notice”. In 99.99% of cases, what you see on Dixie’s website or brochure is what you get. However, there are the odd times when designs have changed in some small way (eg: maybe a logo moves to a different location on the item, or the colour changes). Sometimes this information doesn’t always trickle down until the new designs are manufactured and shipped to Dixie. We hope this is helpful and understandable.

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    I LOVE ZOMBIES

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    Our slimline sign I LOVE ZOMBIES sign is most certainly a great one , and will surely put a smile on the faces of mates. These humerous metal signs measure 15 x 3 inches or 38 x 7.5cm, so they are just a bit thinner that a slimline Aussie number plate. They are a non-embossed product with each having a cord affixed for customer to hang them, and each is individually wrapped in cellophane. 10 of them weigh 0.75 kg, so weight per item is 75 grm. It is lightweight & durable and made of the highest quality tin for a weather resistant finish. All of Dixie's novelty signs are great for adding a touch of fun or nostalgia and there are heaps of them available with everything from Classic Muscle cars to Hollywood legends. Not only something with shed, games room or kitchen value these vintage signs have flair and decoration potential and a sort of artistic beauty that adds charisma and character to the place they are displayed. We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! The image design on this sign is courtesy of and copyright SoT – authorised to, manufactured & distributed to Dixie Souvenirs by Sign Of The Times, a manufacturer and distributor of all types of signs. BONUS! – Each sign is supplied individually wrapped in cellophane with a display hanging hole at the top of the plastic pocket ready for display in store. For protection during delivery we use extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition If you would like plates or signs made to your own design, we can easily do this for you. Virtually anything you want can be created with our modern digital equipment.  The key is good art, and we can do ANY GRAPHIC!    ANY DESIGN!    ANY COLOUR! Important note about images we provide : Just as we sometimes see that “pricing is subject to change without notice”, so too are “designs subject to change without notice”. In 99.99% of cases, what you see on Dixie’s website or brochure is what you get. However, there are the odd times when designs have changed in some small way (eg: maybe a logo moves to a different location on the item, or the colour changes). Sometimes this information doesn’t always trickle down until the new designs are manufactured and shipped to Dixie. We hope this is helpful and understandable.

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    I’M NOT TOO OLD

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    Our slimline sign I'M NOT TOO OLD sign is most certainly a great one , and will surely put a smile on the faces of mates. These humerous metal signs measure 15 x 3 inches or 38 x 7.5cm, so they are just a bit thinner that a slimline Aussie number plate. They are a non-embossed product with each having a cord affixed for customer to hang them, and each is individually wrapped in cellophane. 10 of them weigh 0.75 kg, so weight per item is 75 grm. It is lightweight & durable and made of the highest quality tin for a weather resistant finish. All of Dixie's novelty signs are great for adding a touch of fun or nostalgia and there are heaps of them available with everything from Classic Muscle cars to Hollywood legends. Not only something with shed, games room or kitchen value these vintage signs have flair and decoration potential and a sort of artistic beauty that adds charisma and character to the place they are displayed. We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! The image design on this sign is courtesy of and copyright SoT – authorised to, manufactured & distributed to Dixie Souvenirs by Sign Of The Times, a manufacturer and distributor of all types of signs. BONUS! – Each sign is supplied individually wrapped in cellophane with a display hanging hole at the top of the plastic pocket ready for display in store. For protection during delivery we use extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition If you would like plates or signs made to your own design, we can easily do this for you. Virtually anything you want can be created with our modern digital equipment.  The key is good art, and we can do ANY GRAPHIC!    ANY DESIGN!    ANY COLOUR! Important note about images we provide : Just as we sometimes see that “pricing is subject to change without notice”, so too are “designs subject to change without notice”. In 99.99% of cases, what you see on Dixie’s website or brochure is what you get. However, there are the odd times when designs have changed in some small way (eg: maybe a logo moves to a different location on the item, or the colour changes). Sometimes this information doesn’t always trickle down until the new designs are manufactured and shipped to Dixie. We hope this is helpful and understandable.

  • I’M SUPER LAZY TODAY – SLIM

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    $9.00

    These humerous metal signs measure 15 x 3 inches or 38 x 7.5cm, so they are just a bit thinner that a slimline Aussie number plate. They are a non-embossed product with each having a cord affixed for customer to hang them, and each is individually wrapped in cellophane. 10 of them weigh 0.75 kg, so weight per item is 75 grm All our fun and unique designs will make great novelty gifts across all age brackets, providing a funny and thoughtful gift sure to generate conversation and look great hanging in your shed; garage; bar;  playroom; games room or where ever you want to hang them. We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! For protection from factory to customer we freight with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition.

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    IF YOU THINK NO-ONE CARES – SLIM

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    These humerous metal signs measure 15 x 3 inches or 38 x 7.5cm, so they are just a bit thinner that a slimline Aussie number plate. They are a non-embossed product with each having a cord affixed for customer to hang them, and each is individually wrapped in cellophane. 10 of them weigh 0.75 kg, so weight per item is 75 grm All our fun and unique designs will make great novelty gifts across all age brackets, providing a funny and thoughtful gift sure to generate conversation and look great hanging in your shed; garage; bar;  playroom; games room or where ever you want to hang them. We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! For protection from factory to customer we freight with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition.

  • WHO’S DUMB ENOUGH – SLIM

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    $9.00

    These humerous metal signs measure 15 x 3 inches or 38 x 7.5cm, so they are just a bit thinner that a slimline Aussie number plate. They are a non-embossed product with each having a cord affixed for customer to hang them, and each is individually wrapped in cellophane. 10 of them weigh 0.75 kg, so weight per item is 75 grm All our fun and unique designs will make great novelty gifts across all age brackets, providing a funny and thoughtful gift sure to generate conversation and look great hanging in your shed; garage; bar;  playroom; games room or where ever you want to hang them. We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! For protection from factory to customer we freight with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition.

  • PEOPLE WHO GO THE EXTRA MILE – SLIM

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    $9.00

    These humerous metal signs measure 15 x 3 inches or 38 x 7.5cm, so they are just a bit thinner that a slimline Aussie number plate. They are a non-embossed product with each having a cord affixed for customer to hang them, and each is individually wrapped in cellophane. 10 of them weigh 0.75 kg, so weight per item is 75 grm All our fun and unique designs will make great novelty gifts across all age brackets, providing a funny and thoughtful gift sure to generate conversation and look great hanging in your shed; garage; bar;  playroom; games room or where ever you want to hang them. We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! For protection from factory to customer we freight with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition.

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    DRINKING MEMORY LOSS – SLIM

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    These humerous metal signs measure 15 x 3 inches or 38 x 7.5cm, so they are just a bit thinner that a slimline Aussie number plate. They are a non-embossed product with each having a cord affixed for customer to hang them, and each is individually wrapped in cellophane. 10 of them weigh 0.75 kg, so weight per item is 75 grm All our fun and unique designs will make great novelty gifts across all age brackets, providing a funny and thoughtful gift sure to generate conversation and look great hanging in your shed; garage; bar;  playroom; games room or where ever you want to hang them. We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! For protection from factory to customer we freight with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition.

  • DRINK – NEVER USE BRAIN CELLS – SLIM

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    $9.00

    These humerous metal signs measure 15 x 3 inches or 38 x 7.5cm, so they are just a bit thinner that a slimline Aussie number plate. They are a non-embossed product with each having a cord affixed for customer to hang them, and each is individually wrapped in cellophane. 10 of them weigh 0.75 kg, so weight per item is 75 grm All our fun and unique designs will make great novelty gifts across all age brackets, providing a funny and thoughtful gift sure to generate conversation and look great hanging in your shed; garage; bar;  playroom; games room or where ever you want to hang them. We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! For protection from factory to customer we freight with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition.

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    DELETED AND BLOCKED – SLIM

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    These humerous metal signs measure 15 x 3 inches or 38 x 7.5cm, so they are just a bit thinner that a slimline Aussie number plate. They are a non-embossed product with each having a cord affixed for customer to hang them, and each is individually wrapped in cellophane. 10 of them weigh 0.75 kg, so weight per item is 75 grm All our fun and unique designs will make great novelty gifts across all age brackets, providing a funny and thoughtful gift sure to generate conversation and look great hanging in your shed; garage; bar;  playroom; games room or where ever you want to hang them. We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! For protection from factory to customer we freight with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition.

  • DONT GROW UP ITS A TRAP – SLIM

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    $9.00

    These humerous metal signs measure 15 x 3 inches or 38 x 7.5cm, so they are just a bit thinner that a slimline Aussie number plate. They are a non-embossed product with each having a cord affixed for customer to hang them, and each is individually wrapped in cellophane. 10 of them weigh 0.75 kg, so weight per item is 75 grm All our fun and unique designs will make great novelty gifts across all age brackets, providing a funny and thoughtful gift sure to generate conversation and look great hanging in your shed; garage; bar;  playroom; games room or where ever you want to hang them. We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! For protection from factory to customer we freight with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition.

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    DAD INC – SLIM

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    These humerous metal signs measure 15 x 3 inches or 38 x 7.5cm, so they are just a bit thinner that a slimline Aussie number plate. They are a non-embossed product with each having a cord affixed for customer to hang them, and each is individually wrapped in cellophane. 10 of them weigh 0.75 kg, so weight per item is 75 grm All our fun and unique designs will make great novelty gifts across all age brackets, providing a funny and thoughtful gift sure to generate conversation and look great hanging in your shed; garage; bar;  playroom; games room or where ever you want to hang them. We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! For protection from factory to customer we freight with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition.

  • COME TO THE DARK SIDE – SLIM

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    $9.00

    These humerous metal signs measure 15 x 3 inches or 38 x 7.5cm, so they are just a bit thinner that a slimline Aussie number plate. They are a non-embossed product with each having a cord affixed for customer to hang them, and each is individually wrapped in cellophane. 10 of them weigh 0.75 kg, so weight per item is 75 grm All our fun and unique designs will make great novelty gifts across all age brackets, providing a funny and thoughtful gift sure to generate conversation and look great hanging in your shed; garage; bar;  playroom; games room or where ever you want to hang them. We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! For protection from factory to customer we freight with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition.

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    I’LL HAVE A GRANDE CAFE – SLIM

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    These humerous metal signs measure 15 x 3 inches or 38 x 7.5cm, so they are just a bit thinner that a slimline Aussie number plate. They are a non-embossed product with each having a cord affixed for customer to hang them, and each is individually wrapped in cellophane. 10 of them weigh 0.75 kg, so weight per item is 75 grm All our fun and unique designs will make great novelty gifts across all age brackets, providing a funny and thoughtful gift sure to generate conversation and look great hanging in your shed; garage; bar;  playroom; games room or where ever you want to hang them. We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! For protection from factory to customer we freight with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition.

  • YOUR BELIEF DOESNT MAKE YOU – SLIM

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    These humerous metal signs measure 15 x 3 inches or 38 x 7.5cm, so they are just a bit thinner that a slimline Aussie number plate. They are a non-embossed product with each having a cord affixed for customer to hang them, and each is individually wrapped in cellophane. 10 of them weigh 0.75 kg, so weight per item is 75 grm All our fun and unique designs will make great novelty gifts across all age brackets, providing a funny and thoughtful gift sure to generate conversation and look great hanging in your shed; garage; bar;  playroom; games room or where ever you want to hang them. We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! For protection from factory to customer we freight with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition.

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    HOW LONG A MINUTE IS – SLIM

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    These humerous metal signs measure 15 x 3 inches or 38 x 7.5cm, so they are just a bit thinner that a slimline Aussie number plate. They are a non-embossed product with each having a cord affixed for customer to hang them, and each is individually wrapped in cellophane. 10 of them weigh 0.75 kg, so weight per item is 75 grm All our fun and unique designs will make great novelty gifts across all age brackets, providing a funny and thoughtful gift sure to generate conversation and look great hanging in your shed; garage; bar;  playroom; games room or where ever you want to hang them. We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! For protection from factory to customer we freight with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition.

  • A MAN WILL PAY $20 SLIM

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    $9.00

    These humerous metal signs measure 15 x 3 inches or 38 x 7.5cm, so they are just a bit thinner that a slimline Aussie number plate. They are a non-embossed product with each having a cord affixed for customer to hang them, and each is individually wrapped in cellophane. 10 of them weigh 0.75 kg, so weight per item is 75 grm All our fun and unique designs will make great novelty gifts across all age brackets, providing a funny and thoughtful gift sure to generate conversation and look great hanging in your shed; garage; bar;  playroom; games room or where ever you want to hang them. We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! For protection from factory to customer we freight with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition.

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    BIGAMY SLIM

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    These humerous metal signs measure 15 x 3 inches or 38 x 7.5cm, so they are just a bit thinner that a slimline Aussie number plate. They are a non-embossed product with each having a cord affixed for customer to hang them, and each is individually wrapped in cellophane. 10 of them weigh 0.75 kg, so weight per item is 75 grm All our fun and unique designs will make great novelty gifts across all age brackets, providing a funny and thoughtful gift sure to generate conversation and look great hanging in your shed; garage; bar;  playroom; games room or where ever you want to hang them. We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! For protection from factory to customer we freight with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition.