THE SEVEN P’s

THE SEVEN P’s

Maybe this should be displayed in all (government) offices!

$22.50

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The THE SEVEN P’s is an old British Army adage which our old school accounts clerk told us about, which took our fancy. THE SEVEN P’s stand for Proper Planning and Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance.

This Dixie Sign measures 12 x 9 inches (30 x 23cm) and is a non-embossed flat product.

We carry only the highest quality signs that are manufactured and these are lightweight aluminium for durability and each is pre-drilled so ready to hang. All Dixies fun and unique designs will make a humerous and thoughtful gift sure to generate lots of conversation as well as look great hanging in bedrooms garages bars playrooms games room or where ever you want to hang them.We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! For protection from factory to customer each is shrink-sealed in plastic film and we freight with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition. All items we stock are licensed in accordance with trademark and copyright requirements.”

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