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RULES FOR THE BED

RULES FOR THE BED
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The ‘Rules for the Bed” are:-

1. No Drooling

2. No Snoring

3. No Kicking

4. No Blanket Hogging

5. No Talking in Sleep

6. No Dreams of an Ex

7. No Morning Breath

This Dixie Novelty Sign measures 12 x 8 inches (30 x 20cm) and is a lightly embossed product.

We carry only the highest quality signs that are manufactured and these are lightweight aluminium for durability and each is pre-drilled so ready to hang.

All Dixies fun and unique designs will make a humerous and thoughtful gift sure to generate lots of conversation as well as look great hanging in bedrooms garages bars playrooms games room or where ever you want to hang them. We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today!

For protection from factory to customer each is shrink-sealed in plastic film and we freight with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition.

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