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MEET THE SCHIT FAMILY reads as follows:

Meet The Schit Family
The Schit Family genealogy has finally been traced, so when someone says bYou donbt know Jack Schitb b tell them you know the whole family, and when you read the following, you too can proudly say, “Yes,I do know Jack Schit!”

Jack was the only son of Awe Schit, a fertiliser magnate, who married Oh,a partner of Kneedeep & Schit Ltd. Their union also produced a very talkative daughter, Lotta. Lotta would marry Dick Head, the headline of the nuptials reading: “Schit-Head.” Their children were Bigg and Hott.B In turn, Jack Schit married Noe,and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schit, Fulla Schit, Giva Schit, Bull Schit, and the twins: Deep Schit and Dip Schit. Against her parent’s objections, Deap Schit married Dumb Schit. They begot Bagga Schitt.B After 15 years of marriage, Jack & Noe Schit divorced. Noe Schit later married a Mr. Sherlock, and decided to hyphenate her last name, and became Noe Schit-Sherlock. B Dip Schit married a woman named Loda Dung, who became Loda Schit. The couple produced a nervous son, Chicken Schit. B Fulla Schit and Giva Schit, inseperable thoughout childhood subsequently married the Happens brothers. The local newspaper announced the Schit-Happens wedding, which was quite an event. The Schit-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. B Bull Schit, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He returned from his travels with his Italian bride, Piza, who of course became Piza Schit. B So, now if someone says “You don’t know Jack Schit”, you can beg to differ. You not only know Jack Schit, but everyone on the Schit list!

Sincerely, Crock O. Schit

Our MEET THE SCHIT FAMILYB signB is one of many small signs that we stock. Measuring 12in x 9in or 30cm x 23cm, it’s a flat non-embossed product made from lightweight aluminium for durability and each is pre-drilled so ready to hang anywhere b even outside.

All Dixies fun and unique designs will make a humerous and thoughtful gift and will look great hanging in your garage, shed, Man Cave, bar, games room or where ever you want to hang them. They are sure to generate lots of fun conversation!

We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! For protection from factory to customer each is shrink-sealed in plastic film and we freight with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition.

The design of this sign is copyright to Smartblonde Inc and Dixie Souvenirs

If you would like novelty signs or number plates made with your own choice of embossed characters, or even a plate or sign made to your own design with a picture background then we can do these for you. Virtually anything you want can be created with our modern digital equipment.B The key is good art, and we can do

ANY GRAPHIC! B B ANY DESIGN! B B ANY COLOUR!

Important note about images we provide for novelty signs and plates: Just as we sometimes see that bpricing is subject to change without noticeb, so too are bdesigns subject to change without noticeb. In 99.99% of cases, what you see on Dixiebs website or brochure is what you get. However, there are the odd times when designs have changed in some small way (eg: maybe a logo moves to a different location on the item, or the colour changes). Sometimes this information doesnbt always trickle down until the new designs are manufactured and shipped to Dixie. We hope this is helpful and understandable.