ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS AND I MARRIED THEIR KING is a motorcycle or golf cart size novelty plate. They are flat non-embossed standard USA motorbike/golf cart size 7in x 4in or 18cm x 10cm. An aluminium plate and extremely high quality, durable and long lasting. These novelty plates can be hung anywhere inside or outside as each is pre-drilled so ready to hang.
PLEASE NOTE they are for decoration only as officially the authorities say “Attachment of a novelty number plate to a vehicle could attract the interest of law enforcement officers should it affect the visibility of, or distract from, or imply it is, the actual registration plate of the vehicle.”
For protection during delivery we use extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition
The design of this plate is the property of Dixie Souvenirs and Smartblonde Inc.
If you would like novelty plates made with your own choice of characters, we can easily do this for you within a few days. Just head on over to the link below for all the details of how to order a ‘non-Graphic’ two colour plate –
If you want a plate with a picture background then we can also do these types of plates for you – virtually anything you want can be created with our modern digital equipment. The key is good art, and we can do
ANY GRAPHIC! ANY DESIGN! ANY COLOUR!
For more details on creating a picture background ‘Graphic’ plate (or sign) to your own design please
Important note about images we provide for novelty signs and plates: Just as we sometimes see that “pricing is subject to change without notice”, so too are “designs subject to change without notice”. In 99.99% of cases, what you see on Dixie’s website or brochure is what you get. However, there are the odd times when designs have changed in some small way (eg: maybe a logo moves to a different location on the item, or the colour changes). Sometimes this information doesn’t always trickle down until the new designs are manufactured and shipped to Dixie. We hope this is helpful and understandable.