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  • WORLDS GREATEST GRANDPA PARKING ONLY

    WORLDS GREATEST GRANDPA PARKING ONLY This Dixie novelty parking sign measures 20cm x 30cm and is a US product made from high quality aluminium and is very durable and long lasting and may be placed and used outside. Yes,aluminium signs are a wee bit more expensive than some of their non-metal counterparts,but they make up for it in durability,quality and appearance.  Each is pre-drilled top and bottom so ready to hang. We sell for a great price,and offer a wide variety so get yours today! For protection from factory to customer,each is shrink-sealed in plastic film and we freight with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition

  • WORLDS GREATEST GRANDMA PARKING ONLY

    This US import Dixie Novelty Sign measures 12in x 9in or 30cm x 23cm. Some are a couple of cms narrower at 30cm x 20cm. We carry only the highest quality Signs that are manufactured. Some are lightly embossed and some are flat products and all these fun and unique designs are sure to generate lots of fun conversation! Made from lightweight aluminium for durability and can be put anywhere even outside. Each is pre-drilled so ready to hang. We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! For protection from factory to customer each is shrink-sealed in plastic film and we freight with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition. All items we stock are licensed in accordance with trademark and copyright requirements

  • WORLD’S GREATEST MOM

    This US import Dixie Novelty Number Plates measures 12 x 6in (30 x 15cm) and is a lightly embossed productWe carry only the highest quality novelty number plates that are manufactured and these are lightweight aluminium for durability and each is pre-drilled so ready to hang. All these fun and unique designs will make a funny and thoughtful gift sure to generate lots of fun conversation and look great hanging in your garage  bar  rec room  games room or where ever you want to hang them.We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! For protection from factory to customer each is shrink-sealed in plastic film and we freight with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition. All items we stock are licensed in accordance with trademark and copyright requirements.

  • WORLD’S GREATEST GRANDMA

    This US import Dixie Novelty Number Plates measures 12 x 6in (30 x 15cm) and is a lightly embossed productWe carry only the highest quality novelty number plates that are manufactured and these are lightweight aluminium for durability and each is pre-drilled so ready to hang. All these fun and unique designs will make a funny and thoughtful gift sure to generate lots of fun conversation and look great hanging in your garage  bar  rec room  games room or where ever you want to hang them.We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! For protection from factory to customer each is shrink-sealed in plastic film and we freight with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition. All items we stock are licensed in accordance with trademark and copyright requirements.

  • SUPER DAD

    According to Wikipedia SUPER DAD was a 1973 American comedy film by Walt Disney starring Bob Crane, Barbara Rush and Kurt Russell. It was an attempt by the Disney company to address the generation gap and the social upheaval of the Vietnam era, but it was a critical and commercial failure.Of course in Aussie society the term Super Dad refers to fathers and the sign is ever popular but more so around Fathers Day and ChristmasOur SUPER DAD plate comes in 3 versions as shown in the image gallery. Please select from drop down menuThere are two Aussie size versions and one US SizeAussie Version 1 is full colour with the DAD in embossed characters and version 2 is White on Black with all embossed charactersDixie’s Aussie size plates are made in Australia and measure 37cm x 13cm – the same as a standard size ‘real’ number plate. The Aussie manufacturer is the very same company that makes the ‘real’ plates, and they have been producing and selling quality Novelty Number Plates for many years. The plates look the same as those on a normal vehicle, and have embossed characters and an embossed border. They can be hung inside or outside and each is pre-drilled so ready to hang and would look very nice framed. Each Aussie SUPER DAD is supplied in a clear plastic sleeve with a hanging display card affixed so they are ready for in-store display. We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! For protection in delivery each has extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top conditionAmerican version measures 12in x 6in or 30cm x 15cm. It's a non-embossed flat product.All these fun and unique designs are sure to generate lots of fun conversation! Made from lightweight aluminium for durability and can be put anywhere even outside. Each is pre-drilled so ready to hang. We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! For protection from factory to customer each is shrink-sealed in plastic film and we freight with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition. All items we stock are licensed in accordance with trademark and copyright requirements

  • PERSONALISED SHED WHITE ON BLACK

    The PERSONALISED SHED WHITE ON BLACK novelty number plate is the pressed embossed standard Aussie size  37cm x 13cm aluminium plate and extremely high quality, durable and long lasting and we are proud to say that it is manufactured in Queensland, Australia. These novelty plates can be hung anywhere inside or outside as each is pre-drilled so ready to hang. Give your man’s shed its own PERSONALISED SHED WHITE ON BLACK sign. Maximum number characters counting the space as one character is 11, so maximum length of name is 5 letters – eg BRUCES(space)SHED is a total of 11 characaters, so will fit. There are many names in the options list below, but let us know if you require any other names as they can be manufactured at 4 days notice We have 90 names to choose from so please select the name form the drop down menu bar and if its not there let’s blame WordPress as it doesnt seem to like adding more than 50 variations to a product! So for other names please add a note to your order and we’ll have it made. Not all names have images associated yet. These are also available in white on black which can be seen in a link at foot of screen or by clicking on THIS LINK PLEASE NOTE they are for decoration only as officially the authorities say “Attachment of a novelty number plate to a vehicle could attract the interest of law enforcement officers should it affect the visibility of, or distract from, or imply it is, the actual registration plate of the vehicle.” For protection during delivery we use extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition If you would like novelty plates made with your own choice of characters, we can easily do this for you within a few days. Just head on over to the link below for all the details of how to order a 'non-Graphic' two colour plate - CLICK HERE FOR CUSTOM MADE NON GRAPHIC PLATE DETAILS If you want a plate with a picture background then we can also do these types of plates for you - virtually anything you want can be created with our modern digital equipment.  The key is good art, and we can do ANY GRAPHIC!    ANY DESIGN!    ANY COLOUR! For more details on creating a picture background 'Graphic' plate (or sign) to your own design please CLICK HERE FOR CUSTOM MADE GRAPHIC PLATE DETAILS Important note about images we provide for novelty signs and plates: Just as we sometimes see that “pricing is subject to change without notice”, so too are “designs subject to change without notice”. In 99.99% of cases, what you see on Dixie’s website or brochure is what you get. However, there are the odd times when designs have changed in some small way (eg: maybe a logo moves to a different location on the item, or the colour changes). Sometimes this information doesn’t always trickle down until the new designs are manufactured and shipped to Dixie. We hope this is helpful and understandable.

  • SENIOR CITIZEN – GIMME MY DARN DISCOUNT

    This US import Dixie Novelty Car Plate measures 12in x 6in or 30cm x 15cm. We carry only the highest quality License Plates and Signs that are manufactured. Some are lightly embossed and some are flat products and all these fun and unique designs are sure to generate lots of fun conversation! Made from lightweight aluminium for durability and can be put anywhere even outside. Each is pre-drilled so ready to hang. We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! For protection from factory to customer each is shrink-sealed in plastic film and we freight with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition. All items we stock are licensed in accordance with trademark and copyright requirements

  • RETIREE

    Extremely high quality Australian manufactured Standard Size Number Plate. (37x13cm)Made from Aluminium by the same company that’s been producing and selling quality Novelty Plates for many years. Dixie’s plate sizes are the same as those on a normal vehicle,and have embossed characters and an embossed border

  • RETIRED DONT WANT TO

    This RETIRED DONT WANT TO. DON'T NEED TO. CAN'T MAKE ME! is a US import Dixie Novelty Sign measuring 12in x 9in or 30cm x 23cm. Some are a wee bit narrower at 30cm x 20cm. We carry only the highest quality Signs that are manufactured. Some are lightly embossed and some are flat products and all these fun and unique designs are sure to generate lots of fun conversation! Made from lightweight aluminium for durability and can be put anywhere even outside. Each is pre-drilled so ready to hang. We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! For protection from factory to customer each is shrink-sealed in plastic film and we freight with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition. All items we stock are licensed in accordance with trademark and copyright requirements

  • RETIRED AND SPENDING IT

    This US import Dixie Novelty Car Plate measures 12in x 6in or 30cm x 15cm. We carry only the highest quality License Plates and Signs that are manufactured. Some are lightly embossed and some are flat products and all these fun and unique designs are sure to generate lots of fun conversation! Made from lightweight aluminium for durability and can be put anywhere even outside. Each is pre-drilled so ready to hang. We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! For protection from factory to customer each is shrink-sealed in plastic film and we freight with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition. All items we stock are licensed in accordance with trademark and copyright requirements

  • RETIRED – WORD

    This plate Black on Gold but comes in a variety of coloursExtremely high quality Australian manufactured Standard Size Number Plate. Made from Aluminium by the same company that’s been producing and selling quality Novelty Plates for many years.  Dixie’s plate sizes are the same as those on a normal vehicle,and have embossed characters and an embossed border. Over time,the technology and methods for producing these plates has changed significantly.  We now have two specific types of plates available for sale and a wide variety of options within these two plate ranges. RANGE ONE is the NON-GRAPHIC plate range,which is an aluminium plate with a solid background colour,and solid coloured embossed characters and same colour embossed border. These plates are available in four different sizes and various colour options. RANGE TWO is a GRAPHIC PLATE,which is a digitally printed aluminium number plate that utilizes the very latest in printing technology. Theses plates have an embossed border with the option of embossed characters and a digitally printed background graphic that is only limited by your imagination and the artwork or digital picture you supply us with.

  • RETIRED – NO BOSS ETC

    This US import Dixie Novelty Number Plates measures 12 x 6in (30 x 15cm) and are non-embossed productThere are two versions - please select from drop down menuWe carry only the highest quality novelty number plates that are manufactured and these are lightweight aluminium for durability and each is pre-drilled so ready to hang. All these fun and unique designs will make a funny and thoughtful gift sure to generate lots of fun conversation and look great hanging in your garage  bar  rec room  games room or where ever you want to hang them.We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! For protection from factory to customer each is shrink-sealed in plastic film and we freight with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition. All items we stock are licensed in accordance with trademark and copyright requirements.

  • ON TOUR SERIES

    The ON TOUR SERIES is on a white background with some graphics and in the series are various embossed character options such as OLD SHEILAS ON TOUR; MA N PA ON TOUR; OLD FARTS ON TOUR; GREY NOMADS ON TOUR; OLD BLOKE ON TOUR;  OLD BLOKES ON TOUR; BOOMERS ON TOUR; OLD TARTS ON TOUR. See options list below It’s a standard size 37cm x 13cm aluminium plate with embossed main characters. It is extremely high quality, durable and long lasting and we are proud to say that it is Australian manufactured by the same company that’s been producing and selling quality number plates for years. The PAJERO sign can be hung inside or outside and each is pre-drilled so ready to hang. We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! BONUS! – Each is supplied in a free clear plastic pocket with a display card ready for hanging on display in store. For protection from factory to customer each is freighted with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive at your store in tip-top condition

  • OLD FELLA

    The OLD FELLA novelty plate was inspired by a comedian Rod Gregory who relates to the older population. The stand up comedian affectionately known as the ‘Old Fella’ began his comedy career in mid 2010, after studying a 10 week comedy cause, which led him to take part in the 2011 Adelaide Fringe Festival before first appearing on the Channel 7 television show "Australia’s Got Talent" where he got to be 4th in the finals. He planned to hang up his microphone at the end of a March 2014 farewell tour, but did he?The OLD FELLA sign is a standard size 37cm x 13cm aluminium plate with embossed main characters. It is extremely high quality, durable and long lasting and we are proud to say that it is Australian manufactured by the same company that’s been producing and selling quality number plates for years. The OLD FELLA sign can be hung inside or outside and each is pre-drilled so ready to hang.Please select your colour preference from the drop down menu, and note that the plate supplied will have embossed characters of equal height. New Image coming real soonWe sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today!BONUS! – Each is supplied in a free clear plastic pocket with a display card ready for hanging on display in store. For protection from factory to customer each is freighted with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive at your store in tip-top condition

  • OLD FARTS

    To fit around standard size Aussie Plates (37cm x 13cm) High quantity injection moulded plastic frames in Black,with wording on bottom ...Please note that fonts may vary slightly from batch to batch

  • OLD FART (or FARTS)

    The OLD FART (or FARTS) novelty number plate is popular with retirees and the Grey Nomad set. It can be done as the singular or plural It's a standard size 37cm x 13cm aluminium plate and extremely high quality, durable and long lasting and we are proud to say that it is Australian manufactured by the same company that's been producing and selling quality number plates for years. The OLD FART (or FARTS) sign can be hung inside or outside and each is pre-drilled so ready to hang. We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! BONUS! – Each is supplied in a free clear plastic pocket with a display card ready for hanging on display in store. For protection from factory to customer each is freighted with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive at your store in tip-top condition Important note about images we provide for novelty signs and plates: Just as we sometimes see that “pricing is subject to change without notice”, so too are “designs subject to change without notice”. In 99.99% of cases, what you see on Dixie’s website or brochure is what you get. However, there are the odd times when designs have changed in some small way (eg: maybe a logo moves to a different location on the item, or the colour changes). Sometimes this information doesn’t always trickle down until the new designs are manufactured and shipped to Dixie. We hope this is helpful and understandable.

  • OLD FART – Certified

    This US import Dixie Novelty Plate measures 12 x 6 inches (30 x 15cm) and is a non-embossed flat product.We carry only the highest quality plates that are manufactured and these are lightweight aluminium for durability and each is pre-drilled so ready to hang. All Dixies fun and unique designs will make a humerous and thoughtful gift sure to generate lots of conversation as well as look great hanging in bedrooms garages bars playrooms games room or where ever you want to hang them.We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! For protection from factory to customer each is shrink-sealed in plastic film and we freight with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition. All items we stock are licensed in accordance with trademark and copyright requirements.

  • OLD FART

    This US import Dixie Novelty Plate measures 12 x 6 inches (30 x 15cm) and is a non-embossed flat product.We carry only the highest quality plates that are manufactured and these are lightweight aluminium for durability and each is pre-drilled so ready to hang. All Dixies fun and unique designs will make a humerous and thoughtful gift sure to generate lots of conversation as well as look great hanging in bedrooms garages bars playrooms games room or where ever you want to hang them.We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! For protection from factory to customer each is shrink-sealed in plastic film and we freight with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition. All items we stock are licensed in accordance with trademark and copyright requirements. 

  • OLD BLOKES RULE

    Our OLD BLOKES RULE and OLD BLOKES RULES are really popular with grey nomadsThere are two options - with or without the S - OLD BLOKES RULE or OLD BLOKES RULES so please select your preference from the drop down menuDixie’s Aussie size plates are made in Australia and measure 37cm x 13cm – the same as a standard size ‘real’ number plate. The Aussie manufacturer is the very same company that makes the ‘real’ plates, and they have been producing and selling quality Novelty Number Plates for many years. The plates look the same as those on a normal vehicle, and have embossed characters and an embossed border. They can be hung inside or outside and each is pre-drilled so ready to hang and would look very nice framed. Each is supplied in a clear plastic sleeve with a hanging display card affixed so they are ready for in-store display. We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! For protection in delivery each has extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition

  • NOT SO GREY NOMADS

    This plate has one line GREY NOMADS in embossed characters and the top line NOT SO is applied in a high quality vinyl stickerAussie plates (37cm x 13cm) shown here are our standard stocked items but other words can be embossed and manufactured at a couple of weeks noticeExtremely high quality Australian manufactured Standard Size Number Plate. Made from Aluminium by the same company that’s been producing and selling quality Novelty Plates for many years. Dixie’s plate sizes are the same as those on a normal vehicle,and have embossed characters and an embossed border

  • NOT OLDER JUST BETTER

    Standard U.S.A Size Number PlateDimensions : 300mm X 150mmAny Australian or USA size number plate can be made into a clock. They are assembled with chrome frames and bullet head bolts and contain quality Seiko clock movements.

  • MY IDEAL MAN – RICH OLD AND TERMINAL

    This US import Dixie Novelty Car Plate measures 12in x 6in or 30cm x 15cm. We carry only the highest quality License Plates and Signs that are manufactured. Some are lightly embossed and some are flat products and all these fun and unique designs are sure to generate lots of fun conversation! Made from lightweight aluminium for durability and can be put anywhere even outside. Each is pre-drilled so ready to hang. We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! For protection from factory to customer each is shrink-sealed in plastic film and we freight with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition. All items we stock are licensed in accordance with trademark and copyright requirements

  • LIFE IS NIFTY AFTER FIFTY

    Standard U.S.A Size Number PlateDimensions : 300mm X 150mmAny Australian or USA size number plate can be made into a clock. They are assembled with chrome frames and bullet head bolts and contain quality Seiko clock movements.

  • KEEP CALM YOURE ONLY 80

    This US import Dixie Novelty Keep Calm Sign measures 12 x 9 inches (30 x 23cm) and is a non-embossed flat product.We carry only the highest quality signs that are manufactured and these are lightweight aluminium for durability and each is pre-drilled so ready to hang. All Dixies fun and unique designs will make a humerous and thoughtful gift sure to generate lots of conversation as well as look great hanging in bedrooms garages bars playrooms games room or where ever you want to hang them.We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! For protection from factory to customer each is shrink-sealed in plastic film and we freight with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition. All items we stock are licensed in accordance with trademark and copyright requirements.

  • KEEP CALM YOURE ONLY 70

    This US import Dixie Novelty Keep Calm Sign measures 12 x 9 inches (30 x 23cm) and is a non-embossed flat product.We carry only the highest quality signs that are manufactured and these are lightweight aluminium for durability and each is pre-drilled so ready to hang. All Dixies fun and unique designs will make a humerous and thoughtful gift sure to generate lots of conversation as well as look great hanging in bedrooms garages bars playrooms games room or where ever you want to hang them.We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! For protection from factory to customer each is shrink-sealed in plastic film and we freight with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition. All items we stock are licensed in accordance with trademark and copyright requirements.

  • IT’S NOT THE AGE; IT’S THE ATTITUDE

    This US import Dixie Novelty Car Plate measures 12in x 6in or 30cm x 15cm. We carry only the highest quality License Plates and Signs that are manufactured. Some are lightly embossed and some are flat products and all these fun and unique designs are sure to generate lots of fun conversation! Made from lightweight aluminium for durability and can be put anywhere even outside. Each is pre-drilled so ready to hang. We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! For protection from factory to customer each is shrink-sealed in plastic film and we freight with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition. All items we stock are licensed in accordance with trademark and copyright requirements

  • WE’RE SPENDING THE CHILDRENS INHERITANCE

    This Dixie Novelty Car Plate is made in the USA from high quality aluminium and is very durable and long lasting and may be placed and used outside. Yes aluminium signs are a wee bit more expensive than some of their non-metal counterparts but they make up for it in durability quality and appearance. Each is pre-drilled top and bottom so ready to hang. We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! For protection from factory to customer each is shrink-sealed in plastic film and we freight with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition

  • GREY NOMADS – with Camel & Caravan Sign

    Aussie plates (37cm x 13cm) shown here are extremely high quality Australian manufactured Standard Size Number Plate. Made from Aluminium by the same company that’s been producing and selling quality Novelty Plates for many years.  Dixie’s plate sizes are the same as those on a normal vehicle,and have embossed characters and an embossed border.

  • GREY NOMADS

    Our GREY NOMADS novelty plate comes in a variety of colour combinations - please choose from the menu - other colour combinations can be made at a weeks noticeWhat are GREY NOMADS ? - Quoting from the online dictionary, Wikipedia: A grey nomad is someone who is 55 or older and is taking a long term camping trip around Australia. Although they may travel in lots of different kinds of rigs such as motor homes, caravans, camper trailers and tents, grey nomads can be characterised by their sense of adventure, humour and their camaraderie.These novelty plates are standard size 37cm x 13cm aluminium plates with embossed main characters. They are extremely high quality, durable and long lasting and we are proud to say Australian manufactured by the same company that’s been producing and selling quality number plates for years. The GREY NOMADS novelty plates can be hung inside or outside and each is pre-drilled so ready to hang.We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today!BONUS! – Each is supplied in a free clear plastic pocket with a display card ready for hanging on display in store. For protection from factory to customer each is freighted with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive at your store in tip-top condition

  • GRANDPARENTS ARE SPECIAL PEOPLE

    This US import Dixie Novelty Number Plates measures 12 x 6in (30 x 15cm) and is a lightly embossed productWe carry only the highest quality novelty number plates that are manufactured and these are lightweight aluminium for durability and each is pre-drilled so ready to hang. All these fun and unique designs will make a funny and thoughtful gift sure to generate lots of fun conversation and look great hanging in your garage  bar  rec room  games room or where ever you want to hang them.We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! For protection from factory to customer each is shrink-sealed in plastic film and we freight with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition. All items we stock are licensed in accordance with trademark and copyright requirements.

  • GRANDMOTHERS HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL

    This US import Dixie Novelty Number Plates measures 12 x 6in (30 x 15cm) and is a lightly embossed productWe carry only the highest quality novelty number plates that are manufactured and these are lightweight aluminium for durability and each is pre-drilled so ready to hang. All these fun and unique designs will make a funny and thoughtful gift sure to generate lots of fun conversation and look great hanging in your garage  bar  rec room  games room or where ever you want to hang them.We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! For protection from factory to customer each is shrink-sealed in plastic film and we freight with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition. All items we stock are licensed in accordance with trademark and copyright requirements.

  • If we had known GRANDCHILDREN were so much fun we would have had THEM FIRST!

    This plate reads: If we had known GRANDCHILDREN were so much fun we would have had THEM FIRST!This US import Dixie Novelty Car Plate measures 12in x 6in or 30cm x 15cm. We carry only the highest quality License Plates and Signs that are manufactured. This is a lightly embossed product and all these fun and unique designs are sure to generate lots of fun conversation! Made from lightweight aluminium for durability and can be put anywhere even outside. Each is pre-drilled so ready to hang. We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! For protection from factory to customer each is shrink-sealed in plastic film and we freight with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition. All items we stock are licensed in accordance with trademark and copyright requirements