Slimline Signs

Available now and ready for shipment are our initial release of Slimline Signs. These humerous metal signs are 15×3 inches or 38 x 7.5cm, so they are just a bit thinner than a slimline Aussie number plate.

  • BEER – THE REASON I WAKE UP EVERY AFTERNOON – SLIM

    These humerous metal signs measure 15 x 3 inches or 38 x 7.5cm, so they are just a bit thinner that a slimline Aussie number plate. They are a non-embossed product with each having a cord affixed for customer to hang them, and each is individually wrapped in cellophane. 10 of them weigh 0.75 kg, so weight per item is 75 grmAll our fun and unique designs will make great novelty gifts across all age brackets, providing a funny and thoughtful gift sure to generate conversation and look great hanging in your shed; garage; bar;  playroom; games room or where ever you want to hang them.We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! For protection from factory to customer we freight with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition.

  • I’LL LISTEN TO COUNTRY MUSIC – SLIM

    These humerous metal signs measure 15 x 3 inches or 38 x 7.5cm, so they are just a bit thinner that a slimline Aussie number plate. They are a non-embossed product with each having a cord affixed for customer to hang them, and each is individually wrapped in cellophane. 10 of them weigh 0.75 kg, so weight per item is 75 grmAll our fun and unique designs will make great novelty gifts across all age brackets, providing a funny and thoughtful gift sure to generate conversation and look great hanging in your shed; garage; bar;  playroom; games room or where ever you want to hang them.We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! For protection from factory to customer we freight with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition.

  • I PLAN ON LIVING FOREVER – SLIM

    These humerous metal signs measure 15 x 3 inches or 38 x 7.5cm, so they are just a bit thinner that a slimline Aussie number plate. They are a non-embossed product with each having a cord affixed for customer to hang them, and each is individually wrapped in cellophane. 10 of them weigh 0.75 kg, so weight per item is 75 grmAll our fun and unique designs will make great novelty gifts across all age brackets, providing a funny and thoughtful gift sure to generate conversation and look great hanging in your shed; garage; bar;  playroom; games room or where ever you want to hang them.We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! For protection from factory to customer we freight with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition.

  • WOMEN FAKE ORGASMS – SLIM

    These humerous metal signs measure 15 x 3 inches or 38 x 7.5cm, so they are just a bit thinner that a slimline Aussie number plate. They are a non-embossed product with each having a cord affixed for customer to hang them, and each is individually wrapped in cellophane. 10 of them weigh 0.75 kg, so weight per item is 75 grm All our fun and unique designs will make great novelty gifts across all age brackets, providing a funny and thoughtful gift sure to generate conversation and look great hanging in your shed; garage; bar;  playroom; games room or where ever you want to hang them.We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! For protection from factory to customer we freight with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition.

  • I LOVE ZOMBIES – SLIM

    These humerous metal signs measure 15 x 3 inches or 38 x 7.5cm, so they are just a bit thinner that a slimline Aussie number plate. They are a non-embossed product with each having a cord affixed for customer to hang them, and each is individually wrapped in cellophane. 10 of them weigh 0.75 kg, so weight per item is 75 grm All our fun and unique designs will make great novelty gifts across all age brackets, providing a funny and thoughtful gift sure to generate conversation and look great hanging in your shed; garage; bar;  playroom; games room or where ever you want to hang them. We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! For protection from factory to customer we freight with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition.

  • I’M NOT TOO OLD – SLIM

    These humerous metal signs measure 15 x 3 inches or 38 x 7.5cm, so they are just a bit thinner that a slimline Aussie number plate. They are a non-embossed product with each having a cord affixed for customer to hang them, and each is individually wrapped in cellophane. 10 of them weigh 0.75 kg, so weight per item is 75 grm All our fun and unique designs will make great novelty gifts across all age brackets, providing a funny and thoughtful gift sure to generate conversation and look great hanging in your shed; garage; bar;  playroom; games room or where ever you want to hang them. We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! For protection from factory to customer we freight with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition.

  • I’M SUPER LAZY TODAY – SLIM

    These humerous metal signs measure 15 x 3 inches or 38 x 7.5cm, so they are just a bit thinner that a slimline Aussie number plate. They are a non-embossed product with each having a cord affixed for customer to hang them, and each is individually wrapped in cellophane. 10 of them weigh 0.75 kg, so weight per item is 75 grm All our fun and unique designs will make great novelty gifts across all age brackets, providing a funny and thoughtful gift sure to generate conversation and look great hanging in your shed; garage; bar;  playroom; games room or where ever you want to hang them. We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! For protection from factory to customer we freight with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition.

  • I’LL TAKE RAINBOWS & UNICORNS – SLIM

    These humerous metal signs measure 15 x 3 inches or 38 x 7.5cm, so they are just a bit thinner that a slimline Aussie number plate. They are a non-embossed product with each having a cord affixed for customer to hang them, and each is individually wrapped in cellophane. 10 of them weigh 0.75 kg, so weight per item is 75 grm All our fun and unique designs will make great novelty gifts across all age brackets, providing a funny and thoughtful gift sure to generate conversation and look great hanging in your shed; garage; bar;  playroom; games room or where ever you want to hang them. We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! For protection from factory to customer we freight with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition.

  • IF YOU THINK NO-ONE CARES – SLIM

    These humerous metal signs measure 15 x 3 inches or 38 x 7.5cm, so they are just a bit thinner that a slimline Aussie number plate. They are a non-embossed product with each having a cord affixed for customer to hang them, and each is individually wrapped in cellophane. 10 of them weigh 0.75 kg, so weight per item is 75 grm All our fun and unique designs will make great novelty gifts across all age brackets, providing a funny and thoughtful gift sure to generate conversation and look great hanging in your shed; garage; bar;  playroom; games room or where ever you want to hang them. We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! For protection from factory to customer we freight with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition.

  • WHO’S DUMB ENOUGH – SLIM

    These humerous metal signs measure 15 x 3 inches or 38 x 7.5cm, so they are just a bit thinner that a slimline Aussie number plate. They are a non-embossed product with each having a cord affixed for customer to hang them, and each is individually wrapped in cellophane. 10 of them weigh 0.75 kg, so weight per item is 75 grm All our fun and unique designs will make great novelty gifts across all age brackets, providing a funny and thoughtful gift sure to generate conversation and look great hanging in your shed; garage; bar;  playroom; games room or where ever you want to hang them. We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! For protection from factory to customer we freight with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition.

  • SARCASM – SLIM

    These humerous metal signs measure 15 x 3 inches or 38 x 7.5cm, so they are just a bit thinner that a slimline Aussie number plate. They are a non-embossed product with each having a cord affixed for customer to hang them, and each is individually wrapped in cellophane. 10 of them weigh 0.75 kg, so weight per item is 75 grm All our fun and unique designs will make great novelty gifts across all age brackets, providing a funny and thoughtful gift sure to generate conversation and look great hanging in your shed; garage; bar;  playroom; games room or where ever you want to hang them. We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! For protection from factory to customer we freight with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition.

  • THERE’S A FINE LINE BETWEEN FISHING – SLIM

    These humerous metal signs measure 15 x 3 inches or 38 x 7.5cm, so they are just a bit thinner that a slimline Aussie number plate. They are a non-embossed product with each having a cord affixed for customer to hang them, and each is individually wrapped in cellophane. 10 of them weigh 0.75 kg, so weight per item is 75 grm All our fun and unique designs will make great novelty gifts across all age brackets, providing a funny and thoughtful gift sure to generate conversation and look great hanging in your shed; garage; bar;  playroom; games room or where ever you want to hang them. We sell for a great price and offer a wide variety so get yours today! For protection from factory to customer we freight with extra packing materials to ensure they arrive in tip-top condition.

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